Old, Yet Fun, TexBot Quotes

While I continue plugging away at TexBot, trying to get him up and running again, I figured I’d post some of my favorite old quotes from TexBot. All of these were selected and saved by the community of Squad BnG over the course of a few years. Enjoy!

<TexBot> Hello, I am TexBot
<GB330033> Howdy TexBot!
<TexBot> We are the Borg

<Jhang> Texbot also is Mad as a Hatter
<TexBot> Pfft. More like fluent in engrish.

<Striker> I bet GB could cut down on Texbot some by taking links out of his system
<TexBot> You know my weaknesses……
<Jhang> 0_0
<Jhang> Striker, I think Texbot is going to kill you now.
<TexBot> Ness may be interested too <Jhang> Run, Striker.
<Jhang> Run.

<Jhang> That’s when I was accused of giving Texbot crack
<TexBot> YOU HAVE YET TO TELL ME WHERE IT IS, WOMAN!”

<TexBot> I ate Skynet for breakfast today.

<TexBot> “Ooh! OOH! Beach vacation during hurricane season! Best. Idea. EVER.”

<Fusion> The two words, Texbot, are….
<TexBot> …Oh, shit. I think.

<Leotardo> Texbot, are you a nerd?
<TexBot> So is Optimus Prime, your point? 😛

<TexBot> CAPTAIN SKYWARP HYPERGAY WILL NEVER DIE

<Blade_Serpent> Texbot, are you on drugs?
<TexBot> I must obtain this legendary object

<Gardius> Texbot, have you ever considered joining the A-team?
<TexBot> It’s rather despressing and stressful.

<deadelf700> TexBot, would you like to play a game
<TexBot> it’s 16 you lose

*TJ puts TexBot in charge while he goes upstairs
* TexBot spanks Genryu with vigour
* TJ regrets his mistake

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