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Mr. Slacker or: How I Learned to Stop Working and Love Getting Paid

I have decided to chronicle the many ways in which a person can slack off without any noticeable impact on their job. This is a learning experience for me, as I seem to be incapable of slacking off while at work.

Without further ado…

Slacking Tip #1:

Take up smoking!
Smoking = Smoke breaks
Smoke breaks = Free time
Free time at work = Free money

CHA-CHING!

(An unfortunate side effect is that you will likely spend all of your free money to keep up your smoking habit)