I have decided to chronicle the many ways in which a person can slack off without any noticeable impact on their job. This is a learning experience for me, as I seem to be incapable of slacking off while at work.
Without further ado…
Slacking Tip #1:
Take up smoking!
Smoking = Smoke breaks
Smoke breaks = Free time
Free time at work = Free money
CHA-CHING!
(An unfortunate side effect is that you will likely spend all of your free money to keep up your smoking habit)