As I begin part two of my slacker series, I want to issue a disclaimer.
None of these situations apply to individuals. This is not a criticism of any individual, but a criticism of people as a whole. I am of the mindset that people should do their best, work their hardest, etc. It frustrates me when I see people slacking off with no consequence, hence these blog entries. If you are reading this and you think I’m talking about you in particular, you’re wrong.
Slacking Tip #2:
This seems easier to do in some jobs than others, but it is incredibly effective. If you don’t feel like doing work, apparently it is possible to just vanish for a little bit. Need a break? Head into the stock room and do inventory! Go to "the bathroom" but just chill wherever and relax! Get some fresh air while "getting a drink"!
Just be sure that when you return, you have a good excuse. This is apparently best executed in teams, as one person can vouch for the other with little to no suspicion. Because no one ever lies about doing work, right?